What if the great men of history were modern liberals?

(e.g. walking talking cliches)

GEORGE WASHINGTON: "I deplore any thought of violence, there's nothing we can do anyways, I mean they're so powerful, what could we ever do? Yo, check out my new nipple piercing - it's rad! "

FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT: "I oppose attacking Hitler. Why stoop to his level, I mean really, then we become just like him!"

GHANDI: "The news says that our civil disobedience is against the law. It does seem kind of negative. And a thousand mile salt march? Maybe that'll come across as projecting too much?"

JOHN F KENNEDY: "I am committed to all decisions being made by consensus - Therefore, the question on whether Negros should have equal rights in the South shall be determined via a consensus decision making process... of the people of Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, and South Carolina! "

MARTIN LUTHER KING: "Gosh, I hope I'm not being too assertive or judgmental, I mean, at least they let us ON the bus, what's wrong with the back?"

CHE GUEVARA: "I was just thinking, fighting these Gringos just 'empowers' them. Lets just ignore this massively financed oppression machine and hope it goes away by itself. What's that? They've turned our country into a feudal whore house? I don't want to hear all this negativity."

- A belief system cannot be built upon a foundation of cliches -
- - - ABANDON ALL CLICHES - - -